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You're About To Be Struck By A Vehicle!

Fuck Shoes.

Created on 2003-05-13 09:24:21 (#1057791), last updated 2009-07-24

580 comments received, 1,044 comments posted

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Name:Cookie Monster
Birthdate:12-02
Location:Dante's Inferno, Italy
Website:Chocolate Lovers' Rendezvous
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Don't hate the player, hate the money-grubbing opportunists that brought him to New York on a tiny boat in an heretofore unexplained manner...

The smoothest Scotch.The man wore a kilt for you...the least you could do is remember his name!Some cheese with your Bond?
Bond on ice.  Dry ice.Definitely the best Bond doo.He knows YOUR name!

He's afraid he can't do anything for you.  Except expel you into the cold vaccuum of space.  Yeah, he's all over that one...Ever been shot with a diamond bullet through your forehead while dancing in the pale moon light?  Neither has he.  He just likes the sound of it.
Blah blah...tears in rain...I'll GIVE you something to CRY about!
Strike a pose.
Yup. NO ONE is listening.Bosom buddies.
Lunch!
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.  Cry and you cry alone.
You wanted me...here I am.Come on.  Hit me!
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